October 31, 2005
The Average Meme
Apparently, a majority of Americans does or has the following things. I have struck the ones that do not apply.Eats peanut butter at least once a week
Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky
Can name all Three Stooges
Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart
Eats at McDonaldÂ’s at least once a year
Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day (mine are shorter -- 3 to 5 minutes, except for an occasional 10 minute shower on a Saturday)
Never sings in the shower
Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium
Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000
Has fired a gun
Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall (I'm 6'2")
Weighs 135 to 205 pounds
Is between the ages of 18 and 53
Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option
Grew up within 50 miles of current home
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Can you name all five of the three stooges?
Posted by: buckethead at October 31, 2005 09:54 PM (Qgvr0)
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Smooth peanut butter? Heresy.
Posted by: owlish at October 31, 2005 10:53 PM (rzugH)
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Larry Fine, Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, and "Curly Joe" Besser
Posted by: caltechgirl at October 31, 2005 10:59 PM (uI/79)
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I could name all five, but seeing as caltechgirl already did that in the source post, I felt it would be a bit derivative.
I'm not a big fan of peanut butter, unless it's smooth with honey (no jelly or jam for me). Even then it's only an occasional meal now, as I had way too much in poorer and younger days.
Posted by: JohnL at November 01, 2005 12:44 AM (dYzx6)
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That was kind of interesting. I still like peanut butter. In fact, most days I have a spoonful before heading off to the gym in the mornings.
Posted by: RP at November 01, 2005 09:51 AM (LlPKh)
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You missed a Stooge: Joe Besser came between Curly and Curly Joe (hence the latter's name, not unlike Pope John Paul...) -- don't feel bad, I always forget him meself...
Posted by: LDH at November 03, 2005 07:36 PM (xTFVH)
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...and Curly Joe's last name was DeRita...
Posted by: LDH at November 03, 2005 07:37 PM (xTFVH)
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...and apologies to Colossus -- I knew that Pope reference sounded familiar...
Posted by: LDH at November 03, 2005 07:39 PM (xTFVH)
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