February 22, 2005
SF Babes (Battlestar Babes II)
My regular readers will remember that
one of the first SF Babe polls was based on the
original Battlestar Galactica. Sheba won, as you can verify
in the Gallery.
I still haven't seen the "re-imagined" Battlestar Galactica, but I can tell from the various trailers and onsite reviews that this newer, grittier Battlestar can be just as easy on the eyes as the original one.
Instead of cigar-chomping Dirk Benedict playing Starbuck, cigar-chomping Katee Sackhoff pilots her Viper against the dreaded Cylons:

And Starbuck's not the only one who got a sex change for the new series. Boomer (originally portrayed by Herb Jefferson Jr.) is now played by the beautiful Grace Park:

Cast your votes here [link disabled - ed.].
(You may also want to cast a vote in Annika's android poll. I don't know how long she'll keep it up on her front page, but it coordinates nicely with last week's SF Babe poll).
Results (Posted 1 March 2005):
Starbuck (Katee Sackhoff): 26% (15 of 58 votes)
Boomer (Grace Park): 74% (43 of 58 votes) WINNER!
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Has to be Boomer this week.
All this grittiness got me thinking - have you considered doing a Sci-Fi camp/comedy poll? Like, say, Ellen Barkin from
Buckaroo Banzai and Geena Davis from
Earth Girls Are Easy? There must be lots of other examples.
I know the idea probably would enrage a true sci-fi fan but on the other hand, it might be fun.
Posted by: Robert the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2005 08:04 AM (XBUdh)
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True SF fans don't say "Sci Fi." It's SF.
But this whole schtick is about campiness and parodying the stereotypes of the genre. I think your idea is nigh-inspired, and I have filed it away for future use.
(I agree about Boomer!)
Posted by: JohnL at February 23, 2005 03:53 PM (gplif)
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I knew Annika's poll was a slam dunk before I checked the results - there was only one real choice for any red-blooded male SF geek
Posted by: COL at February 23, 2005 06:52 PM (CtlSL)
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DAMN your antispam catcher. I can't write in the name of the character I want to nominate as a write in candidate.
Her name starts with C, and ends in ally.
She's cute, she bit a guys ear off, and took a gunshot wound to the gut. Tough stuff!
Posted by: Chad at February 23, 2005 10:29 PM (Z/Qu1)
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OK, I finally figured out what it was barfing on.
SPECI ALIST is not about the damn drug.
Anyways, I'm trying to nominate Crewman Speci alist
Cally as a write in "Mary Ann" vote. While the pics on the link page aren't great, I've seen much better out there...
Posted by: Chad at February 23, 2005 10:35 PM (Z/Qu1)
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Hrrm. I've voted, but darned if I can be particularly happy about it. There needs to be a third party candidate. To steal a riff from Yoda, surely there must be another on this new
Galactica.
Posted by: The Country Pundit at February 24, 2005 08:51 PM (n5OGF)
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Boomer vs Starbuck is no contest. The real battle is Grace Park vs. Enterprise's Linda Park. I don't think they're related - Park is Korean for Smith or something.
Posted by: yobbo at March 14, 2005 11:35 AM (OMkp2)
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February 15, 2005
SF Babes - I For One Welcome Our New Cyborg Overlordsladies
This week's poll features the lovely ladies who have portrayed some of SciFi's most seductively deadly robots:
Trish Helfer portrays the Cylon bombshell Number 6 in the new Battlestar Galactica miniseries and series (pic found here):
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Kristanna Loken played the lethal Terminator model T-X in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines:
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Finally, Jeri Ryan portrayed the recovering Borg 7 of 9 in Star Trek - Voyager:
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Vote often and check the Gallery for previous winners.
Update: The Country Pundit and Maximum Leader know of what they speak. Rob the Llamabutcher, on the other hand, got some silicone in his eyes and is not a reliable witness.
Results (Posted 22 February 2005):
Trish Helfer (Number 6) 54% (51 of 95 votes) -- WINNER
Kristanna Loken (Terminator T-X) 13% (12 of 95 votes)
Jeri Ryan (7 of 9) 34% (32 of 95 votes)
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Number Six, for the reasons listed in the post.
Posted by: The Country Pundit at February 15, 2005 10:18 PM (7WOB6)
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Keep looking and you'll find some really good non-T3 pics of Kristanna on the net. Your voters' guide follows my tastes here pretty closely.
BTW, are your comments disabled? I tried to leave a comment at your site, and couldn't. I wanted to let you know that I was sorry it took me so long, but that I finally got around to linking you in my the "Green Hills of Earth" section of my blogroll.
Posted by: JohnL at February 15, 2005 11:25 PM (gplif)
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Yessir, they're disabled. For some unknown reason, MT-Blacklist doesn't work on the webserver where
TCP is hosted. I think I crashed the thing the last time I tried. Thus, I've got to manually delete something like seven thousand spam comments, along with God only knows how many trackback spam pings.
It's OK on the linkage thing; I'm just pleased to be on it. Thank you very much! And I'm glad the voter guide was close to someone's tastes. It may have to be the weekly content sort of thing, especially since Friday Five died.
Posted by: The Country Pundit at February 16, 2005 01:06 AM (7WOB6)
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No contest. Seven of Nine wins every time, just for having the chutzpah to tell Harry Kim, "Take Off Your Clothes. Do you wish to copulate?"
Posted by: sadie at February 16, 2005 09:02 AM (4CLu3)
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No contest, guys! Trish's Number Six (my name for her is Six of Nine) has it all over Rubber Jeri and Liquid Loken.
To periphrase Teri Hatcher: "They're real, and they're
spectacular!
Posted by: JD at February 16, 2005 06:48 PM (Hbrqi)
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Quite possibly the most difficult choice I've ever had to make in a SFB poll...
But in the end, Seven just has more to her than Six. (Yeah, and a multi-year crush on Jeri trumps a short one on Trish...)
Posted by: Jack Grey at February 17, 2005 05:22 AM (yapfk)
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You saying I'm falsy-goggling?
Posted by: Robert the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2005 08:19 AM (XBUdh)
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No votes for Pam Dawber in Mork? Or Barbarella? Or
Posted by: Isaac B2 at February 23, 2005 11:35 AM (Ltkej)
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Seven of nine all the way Jeri has evreything i would want in a woman shes smart gorgeous and looks great in tight tight super tight uniform yum
Jeri is a great actress i love her as seven i hope they make a voyager movie for the big screen and maybe they can finally hook seven and the doctor up jeez i love you jeri.
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February 11, 2005
Sci Fi Hunks
For those of you who would like to vote for SF-based beefcake rather than (or in addition to)
cheesecake,
Sadie has the opportunity for you.
I don't know if she plans to make it a regular feature or not, but go check out her poll. She's got some cool candidates in the running.
I don't size guys up by their looks, but can recognize what I would call "charisma" -- some indefinable projection of confidence and competence. Using those criteria, the Terminator character Reese, portrayed by Michael Biehn, would get my vote. My wife, on the other hand, is casting her vote for Keanu Reeves as Neo in The Matrix.
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Keanu does well on looks, no doubt about it. Yet every time he says 'Whoa,' I expect Alex Winter to chime in with 'Excellent.' Thanks for the props;-)
Posted by: Sadie at February 12, 2005 01:25 AM (4CLu3)
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So, is it a good thing or a bad thing that our tastes in men coincide?
Posted by: owlish at February 16, 2005 09:53 AM (sBj9U)
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Heh. Just because I would follow Biehn into battle doesn't mean I would follow him into bed...
Posted by: JohnL at February 16, 2005 11:46 AM (YVul2)
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February 08, 2005
Weekly SF Babe Poll (The Sky Is Falling!)
"Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesdae this week."
That's right folks. Rogue comets + wayward asteroids = this week's poll of cheesy SF cheesecake goodness.
First, the original 1970s disaster movie incarnation Meteor with the beautiful Natalie Wood portraying Russian translator Tatiana Nikolaevna Donskaya:

Next up, the disappointingly shallow Deep Impact with the quirky and cute Tea Leoni playing jerk reporter Jenny Lerner:

The truly rotten Armageddon had me rooting for the asteroid to obliterate everything. About the only redeeming feature of this movie was Liv Tyler's visage in her portrayal of Grace Stamper:

Last up is Asteroid, a made-for-TV also-ran, which I didn't manage to watch. The lovely Annabella Sciorra makes an appearance here as Dr. Lily McKee:

Disclaimer: Unlike previous polls, I couldn't find enough good pics of all contestants in character. So some of the pictures are merely contemporaneous with the movies, and not from the movies themselves. False, but accurate. (Good enough for CBS!)
Results (Posted 15 February 2005):
Natalie Wood in Meteor 13% (9 of 69 votes)
Tea Leoni in Deep Impact 35% (24 of 69 votes) -- WINNER!
Liv Tyler in Armageddon 30% (21 of 69 votes)
Annabella Sciorra in Asteroid 22% (15 of 69 votes)
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Liv Tyler baby, especially in the animal crackers scene!
Posted by: Eric at February 09, 2005 01:58 AM (BwwNM)
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Would "The Core" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298814/) count in this category of disasterous disaster movies with hot babes, or are you saving the luscious Hillary Swank for another poll?
Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at February 09, 2005 07:57 AM (CgkPo)
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Raven, this poll was specifically limited to meteor movies, but I can probably fit the Core (and Ms. Swank) into another theme poll in the future. Thanks for the hint!
Posted by: JohnL at February 09, 2005 08:04 AM (gplif)
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Arwen, er, Liv, of
course!
Posted by: Lysander at February 14, 2005 05:25 PM (ShW/G)
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Hrrm. Gotta go with Téa Leoni, even though I'm not sure that "quirky and cute" is my thing. Thanks for another poll!
Posted by: The Country Pundit at February 15, 2005 12:03 PM (7WOB6)
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Hrrm. Gotta go with Téa Leoni, even though I'm not sure that "quirky and cute" is my thing. Thanks for another poll!
She's certainly not bad, and I wouldn't mind at all seeing her in the morning, but at the same time... Liv still gets it.
Posted by: Lysander at February 15, 2005 04:04 PM (ShW/G)
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February 01, 2005
Weekly SF Babe Poll (Star Trek "Cage" Match)
Most self-respecting (and self-loathing?) Star Trek fans know that there were two different pilots for the original series. The first pilot, entitled
The Cage, never aired on TV in its intended original form. NBC executives rejected it, deeming it "too cerebral."
During the course of this pilot, Captain Christopher Pike finds himself in a zoo cage on the desert planet Talos IV, where his captors are attempting to match him up with an ideal mate to repopulate the surface of their war-ravaged globe. That particular scene sets up this week's "Cage" match:
Yeoman J.M. Colt (portrayed by Laurel Goodwin) is a new member of Pike's crew. The Talosians describe her advantages to Pike as "...youth and strength, plus unusually -- strong -- female drives." I'm sure Kirk would approve:

Vina, (portrayed by Susan Oliver) is a woman disfigured in a shipwreck on Talos IV and cobbled together again by the Talosians. She was the bait in the trap set by the Talosians to attract Captain Pike and the Enterprise to their planet. Using their powerful skills of psychic illusion, they make her appear as a beautiful young woman:

Number One (portrayed by Majel Barrett, nee M. Leigh Hudec), is the Enterprise's First Officer. The Talosians describe her virtues to Pike: "The female you call Number One has the superior mind and would produce highly intelligent children. Although she seems to lack emotion, this is largely a pretense; she often has fantasies involving you..." Number One saves Pike from slavery (and, in the process, the Enterprise from destruction). A real woman before her time in SF:

As always, vote up to once a day in the main poll, and check out the Gallery for previous weekly poll winners.
COMING SOON: Runoffs among the 2004 weekly winners, so that we can name the 2004 SF Babe of the Year.
Results (posted 8 February 2005):
Yeoman Colt (Laurel Goodwin) 51% (44 of 86 votes) - WINNER!
Vina (Susan Oliver) 34% (29 of 86 votes)
Number One (Majel Barrett) 15% (13 of 86 votes)
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