"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

(Douglas Adams, The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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A friend assures me these are all true quotes.

Q: Now, doctor...is it not true that when a person dies in his sleep he does not know until the next day?

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I believe I forgot to post this hilarious bit from XKCD.

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And the internet provides me with yet another site to spend endless "idle" hours searching...

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The Top Ten Reasons My FTL Car Rules

10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.

9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.

7) Bugs—they never see you comin'.

6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!

3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...

1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2

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In which the magic of Photoshop is applied to Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World to yield a Christmas special...

In the same spirit, Steampunk Girl brings us a holiday card from Captain Aubrey and his crew.

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So, according to this, my obsession with collecting books and games is actually good for the environment.

Like I needed an excuse...

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More flowcharts than you can shake a stick at. What would Richard Feynman do? Dog eating. The end times (expand to read the tiny bits). Bacon! Science fiction double feature.

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Twas the Night before Chitlasha and all through the clan
Not a person was stirring, neither Pe Choi nor Man.
The slaves were all locked in their stables with care
For I didn't wish any more trouble down there.

The children were nestled all snug on their mats,
With nightmares of Ssuganar tormenting the brats.
And I hung the meshqu "Don't disturb, I relax",
While my wives settled down for a night on their backs.

When out in the courtyard there arose such a clatter
I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter.
Leaping over Third Wife, cross the room did I dash
Threw open the shutters and saw a great flash. more...

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I don't watch many food-related shows on television (I don't watch much television, period, but that's the subject of another posting). I think Top Chef is pretty silly (there is so little difference between this and Project Runway that I keep waiting for the crossover show): it appears that the contestants are chosen for egos rather than the reality of the kitchen. And what is so dang hard about pastry courses, anyway?

Most of my culinary viewing is Alton Brown, either through his show Good Eats or the occasional seasonal mini-series, Feasting on Asphalt. Most cooking shows have the host mumbling at you and going through the motions of food preparation. Brown tells you the science behind the cooking, and does it with a lot of humor as well. Good stuff! Asphalt's two seasons were road trips, featuring road food. In the first, he traveled across the US via Route 66. In the second, he traveled along the Mississippi, from south to north. Lots of great looking food in both seasons!

One show that has caught my attention is Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, seen (by me) on BBC America. Each episode, Gordon Ramsay tries to turn a failing restaurant around. I am utterly amazed at the trainwrecks that have managed to stay in business long enough to these saving throws.

I'll have to be careful. I may end up getting a digital video recorder just to make sure I don't miss any episodes!

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Vaguely inspired by some of the posters I've seen for The Golden Compass, and vaguely inspired by this posting...I feel compelled to point towards this: squirrel-armor, anybody?

Why stop there? This site has a whole bunch of...stuff.

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Thanks to the extensive comments in the John Scalzi posting about the "fading" of Robert A. Heinlein, I've discovered two giggle-laden previous postings on his site about Ayn Rand and Christmas. Step away from your keyboard if you are ingesting liquids while reading.

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An article implies that Robert A. Heinlein's influence is declining. The evidence? That the literati don't take him seriously anymore. Is being compared to Heinlein a help or hindrance to a new science fiction writer? One such writer speaks up (and to be honest, the main reason I picked up John Scalzi's books was because of the comparison to Heinlein!)

Looks like it is time to trot out this 1980 essay by Spider Robinson again! more...

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Virgil Finlay's Strange Science; Virgil Finlay (Underwood-Miller, 1992, ISBN 0-88733-154-8, cover by Virgil Finlay).

The review can now be found here.

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Here's an interesting variant for Legos: facing them with wood and engraving them!

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