O my brothers, have you got a malenky malchick or devotchka who likes the old in-out in-out, like lubbilubbing? Are you tired of the like sarky chumble of the little bratchnys? Do the little kiddie widdies have any problems with drugs or are they puffing like on the cancers?

Hear me now, o my brothers: A real like horror show place for pee and em to send them off to. Not a Staja, but better.

Now if you don't mind, it's time to slosshy some Ludwig van Carlos, my droogies.

(Hat tip: Hit and Run).

P.S. Having problems remembering your Nadsat? Here's a glossary.

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Wow.

This represents the best argument I think I have ever seen for a vibrant public domain. It technically infringes the trademarks and copyrights of Warner Bros and the Tolkien estate, at a minimum. But who cares?

Humphrey Bogart as Frodo Baggins in a brilliant 9-minute rendition of The Lord of the Rings. Particularly inspired -- Peter Lorre as Gollum at around 6:30 into the film.

I bet even Robert the Llamabutcher would enjoy this.

Hat tip: Chalybeous.

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A great photojournal of a June 1968 trip to Disneyland.

Hat tip: BoingBoing.

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