Sadly, you can't make stuff like this up.

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Of course, uh, peak performance is predicated on proper pan preparation.

(Alton Brown, Good Eats, "The Trouble With Cheesecake")

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So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source; on the other hand it's bee backwash.

(Alton Brown, Good Eats, "Pantry Raid IV: Comb Alone")

Posted by: Fred Kiesche at 05:10 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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For those of you who might have grown up in the city, these are cattle.

(Alton Brown, Good Eats, "Steak Your Claim")

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"Breen. You've managed to import breen from homeworld. How?"

"It .. isn't actually breen."

"But the smell, the taste..."

"It's an Earth food. They are called Swedish meatballs. It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never get explained or which will drive you mad if you ever learned the truth."

(Babylon 5, Walkabout)

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Marinate some ribs, slap them on the grill, sit back with a gin and tonic...

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Well, too bad I'm not female...but if you are, and need an excuse to drink more coffee!

Of course, once you're done reading all the caveats, etc., you may shrug your shoulders and ignore the article and just drink coffee as usual. Or not. Maybe "balance" is all we need.

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